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The Fat Pipe Feb 6th, 2026: Is Epstein Alive?, The UK IS Cooked, Silver & “”Markets”” and “Health”

Things just got a whole lot weirder.

The User's Profile Chris Martenson February 6, 2026
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It’s another fattie of a fat pie. Let’s dive in…


Is Epstein Alive?

Okay folks, hang onto your hats…this all just got a LOT weirder.

As you may remember, I did a deep dive into the alleged Epstein suicide and came away 100% convinced, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that the ‘slump hanging’ narrative was complete hogwash.

The wounds on the body we were shown were 100% consistent with being garroted from behind by a right-handed individual using a garrot of approximately 5-6 mm in width.

Meaning, they were 100% inconsistent with a slump hanging where the ligature marks would have had a pronounced upward angle.  Instead, we were shown ligature marks that went straight backward at a near-perfect 90-degree angle.  Such marks are obviously completely impossible for a slump hanging.

Was it possible that the individual found dead in that cell threw themselves off the bunk bed, somehow accounting for both the fractured hyoid bone, the crushed larynx, and the perpendicular wound patterns?

No.

The alleged noose was made from jailhouse bedsheet material, which is specifically weak and designed to tear easily.  Also, the ‘noose’ they said was the death device shows no evidence of having been tied to anything, nor did it have a slip-kno,t making it 100% impossible to have caused wounds that wrapped around to the back of the victim’s neck.

In other words, just another government fabrication that was as lazy as asserting a .30-06 was stopped by the soft part

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