Welcome to this latest edition of The Fat Pipe, where all the news that’s not fit to print makes an appearance.
Running out of Patience
Dan Bongino asks for more patience saying, “Actions that aren’t immediately visible do not equate to inaction.”
Week 5 Updates:-Thank you for following this account. I’m traveling this week to some of your FBI field offices to gather information on necessary reforms, and to hear from the workforce. The Director and I have prioritized reforms while also making sure the work being done to…
— Dan Bongino (@FBIDDBongino) April 14, 2025
But the people doth grow restless:


The FBI is rapidly losing credibility with everybody paying attention who knows that there’s some truly low-hanging fruit in the FBI that would be stupid-easy to pluck.
Worse, they PROMOTED Jensen:
Steven Jensen orchestrated the FBI’s weaponized response to J6. His promotion is indefensible no matter who is recruited to pimp the narrative. This is not 4D chess nor anything close to a good thing. pic.twitter.com/o6cKbLuyKW
— Steve Friend (@SteveFriend) April 11, 2025
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Kinda hard to see the 4-D chess move on that one…
Tucker Carlson Does 9/11
Former Congressman Curt Weldon was on Tucker, telling his tale. It’s pretty convincing, but I didn’t need any convincing.
After twenty years in congress, Curt Weldon was about to become chairman of the House Armed Services Committee when he publicly questioned the accuracy of the 9-11 report. In retaliation, the Bush administration sent federal agents to his daughter’s house and ended his political… pic.twitter.com/vxiDRI8pfz
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) April 14, 2025
Hey Dan Bongino and Kash! How about you peel back this curtain and see what lurks behind?
Still, we’re edging closer to Common Knowledge on the 9/11 story, which is a good thing if and only if it results in some criminal prosecutions of high-level people. Otherwise, it’s actually corrosive.
Covid Cover-Up Revealed
Finally, very very late in the story, Fox News’ Jesse Watters finally comes across the Fauci, Andersen, and Baric emails and observes what we knew back in 2021:
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But it’s now out in the public domain, I guess, that Covid was a man-made Frankenvirus funded by Fauci, et al., and then covered up.
Again, why is nobody being arrested? Quite the mystery…
On A Mission From God?
One of my themes has been pondering the extent to which Trump